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Y M C A

THE VILLAGE PEOPLE

Young man, there's no need to feel down.
I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground.
I said, young man, 'cause you're in a new town
There's no need to be unhappy.

Young man, there's a place you can go.
I said, young man, when you're short on your dough.
You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find
Many ways to have a good time.

They have everything that you need to enjoy,
You can hang out with all the boys ...

Young man, are you listening to me?
I said, young man, what do you want to be?
I said, young man, you can make real your dreams.
But you've got to know this one thing!

No man does it all by himself.
I said, young man, put your pride on the shelf,
And just go there, to the Y.M.C.A.
I'm sure they can help you today. .

You can get yourself clean, you can have a good meal
You can do whatever you feel ... Young man, I was once in your shoes.

I said, I was down and out with the blues.
I felt no man cared if I were alive.
I felt the whole world was so jive ...

That's when someone came up to me,
And said, young man, take a walk up the street.
It's a place there called the Y.M.C.A.
They can start you back on your way. .

YMCA
It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A
Young man, young man there's no need to feel down
Young man, young man pick yourself off the ground

Y-M-C-A
then just go to the Y-M-C-A
young man, young man I was once in your shoes
young man, young man I said, I was down and out with the blues.
Y-M-C-A

TYPOTHEQUE: DANCEWRITER UTILITY -- YMCA

http://www.typotheque.com/type_utilities/dancewriter/?t=ymca

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fair use in Canadian Bacon (film)

gaffigan nominated for a Shorty Award!


Yes!! it's really me. Hey! Buy the CD!!!

Website: http://jimgaffigan.com/
Twitter: http://twitter.com/75Grand

158 votes in bacon
26 votes in humor
1 vote in food
1 vote in egocentric
1 vote in other
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HEY, HOW ABOUT "THE CANADIAN DUTCH OVEN"?

OR, MAYBE "THE CANADIAN BACON"?


Art Review | Richard Prince
Pilfering a Culture Out of Joint
By ROBERTA SMITH
Published: September 28, 2007
NYTIMES

And borscht belt jokes? They are a signature staple that run rampant in the
show, appearing on modernist monochromes, on fields of checks and as
arbitrary punch lines for postwar New Yorker or Playboy cartoons. These
examples of a better class of humor are variously whole, fragmented,
steeped in white or piled into colorful, nearly abstract patterns yet still retain
their familiarity. The same jokes occur in different works, alternately
writ big or little, sharp or fading, straight or rippled as if spoken by
someone on a bender.

"My father was never home, he was always drinking booze.
He saw a sign saying "DRINK CANADA DRY" - so he went up there.

"I wrote a note to a blogger. She said, "Tell me everything"  I did,
and now she's doing my act."


Correction: October 1, 2007
An art review in Weekend on Friday about a survey of Richard Prince's
works at the Guggenheim Museum misstated the name of one artist and
misspelled the name of another. Both, like Mr. Prince, are known for
appropriation techniques. They are Wade Guyton, not Wayne, and Kelley
Walker, not Kelly.


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STATUS CHECK - via the twitter-feed: INCOMING

 

from: OVERLORDQUOX
"People of Earth! I have taken the form of Scott Brown and gained mind control over the U.S. Supreme Court! My plain is working! Hail Quox!" 12:21 PM Jan 22nd from web Retweeted by arthurmagazine and 3 others -------------------------------------------------------------------- 

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5,6,7,8 - Hey! Hey you!


"Mean Clown Not Welcome" by Bruce Nauman, 1985

Do We Rock?
Yeah, Yeah,
Take it to the Top?
Yeah, Yeah
Are we gonna stop?
No way!

New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #225
January 25, 2010

75Grand's Entry: OH SURE, I CAN DO SOMETHING WITH "FLIGHT, FLIGHT, FLIGHT!"

 

 

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From the twitter-feed:incoming

from: www.twitter.com/timoreilly


Data visualization of Netflix queues in different cities. Also a great way to review possible movies to watch...

http://bit.ly/5zcTK3

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http://www.google.com/#hl=en&q=%22ubu%27&aq=&aqi=&oq=&fp=e8d6ef47431c6a4a

Editors note:
Due to the pressures of publishing deadlines, and the slightly
hungover state of your correspondent, the first edition of this
post detailing last night's performance of UBU REX, contained a
few errors of spelling, grammar and punctuation. What follows
is a corrected version...


Perfectly irresposible lunacy

UBU REX - the play

"Isn't injustice as good as justice?!!" the tyrant Pa Ubu barks.

Ubu, newly self-appointed King of Poland is about to dismember a large
number of that country's judges and government officials.

"Liquidate" is his preferred term. In his personal view injustice is "as
good as justice," and, as he later announces, "With this new system," (his
extortionate tax reform plan) "I'll make a fortune and then kill everyone
in the world and go away."

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New Year's Eve: RESOLUTION


WELCOME 2010 - BUY BUY 2009

CUSTOMER SUPPORT CHAT TRANSCRIPT
12/31/09
Albany, NY

Kumar(Thu Dec 31 2009 14:17:50 GMT-0500 (Eastern Standard Time))>
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on your credit card but are not using the product and want a refund. Am I right?


Mr. Jan Galligan(Thu Dec 31 2009 23:17:52 GMT-0500 (Eastern Standard Time))>
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Thanks, your case number is 496755557, please write this down.


Kumar(Thu Dec 31 2009 14:19:11 GMT-0500 (Eastern Standard Time))>
May I know the email address which was registered with your Product?


Mr. Jan Galligan(Thu Dec 31 2009 23:19:13 GMT-0500 (Eastern Standard Time))>
I think it was: galligan@sprycom.net


Kumar(Thu Dec 31 2009 14:25:33 GMT-0500 (Eastern Standard Time))>
Please let me...


Kumar(Thu Dec 31 2009 14:25:42 GMT-0500 (Eastern Standard Time))>
...know if it's correct.


Mr. Jan Galligan(Thu Dec 31 2009 23:25:37 GMT-0500 (Eastern Standard Time))>
Currently: 75 Grand?


Kumar(Thu Dec 31 2009 14:26:12 GMT-0500 (Eastern Standard Time))>
Okay.


Kumar(Thu Dec 31 2009 14:26:58 GMT-0500 (Eastern Standard Time))>
It was registered under that billing Address and that email address.
I've refunded the order which was auto renewed on Dec 11, 2009 for $59.93


Kumar(Thu Dec 31 2009 14:31:04 GMT-0500 (Eastern Standard Time))>
The refund will be processed within 2 to 3 working days and it will show
up in your next billing cycle (within 10 working days depending on
your bank).


Mr. Jan Galligan(Thu Dec 31 2009 23:31:23 GMT-0500 (Eastern Standard Time))>
Okay Kumar. Thank you again for your help.


Santosh Kumar(Thu Dec 31 2009 14:31:57 GMT-0500 (Eastern Standard Time))>
Is there anything else that I can help you with Jan?


Mr. Jan Galligan(Thu Dec 31 2009 23:32:03 GMT-0500 (Eastern Standard Time))>
That's it. How's the weather there? And have you...


Mr. Jan Galligan(Thu Dec 31 2009 23:32:16 GMT-0500 (Eastern Standard Time))>
...had midnight yet?


Mr. Jan Galligan(Thu Dec 31 2009 23:33:01 GMT-0500 (Eastern Standard Time))>
If not, Happy New Year


Kumar(Thu Dec 31 2009 14:33:10 GMT-0500 (Eastern Standard Time))>
Yes, it's midnight and winter here in India.


Kumar(Thu Dec 31 2009 14:33:29 GMT-0500 (Eastern Standard Time))>
I'm fine... . How are you?


Kumar(Thu Dec 31 2009 14:33:56 GMT-0500 (Eastern Standard Time))>
I'd suggest you to make a note of your order number.


Mr. Jan Galligan(Thu Dec 31 2009 23:34:09 GMT-0500 (Eastern Standard Time))>
I have done that. Thank you, and good night.


Mr. Jan Galligan(Thu Dec 31 2009 23:34:17 GMT-0500 (Eastern Standard Time))>
Best wishes for 2010.


Kumar(Thu Dec 31 2009 14:35:03 GMT-0500 (Eastern Standard Time))>
Happy New Year to you as well as your Family!


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NOEL...

...derives from the Old French word noel, a variant of nael. The Latin origin is the word natalis ("birth").

Noel may also refer to:

* Noel (name), male or female name derived from noël
* Noel, Missouri
* 1563 Noel, an asteroid
* Hurricane Noel
* Noel (company), Colombian cookie manufacturer
* Novell (company) software manufacturer
* No observable adverse effect level (NOAEL), toxicological measure

In music:

* Noel (singer), Noel Pagan, an 1980s musician
* Noel (Noel album), 1988 album by Noel
* Noel (Joan Baez album), 1966
* Noell (Josh Groban album), 2007
* The First Nowell, traditional English Christmas carol
* Nouveau Livre de Noëls, classical compostion by french composer Daquin

In fiction:

* Noel (film), 2004
* Noell (comics), a comics series and character by Andres Franquin
* "NoEl" (The West Wing), episode of NBC series

facts: from Wikipedia

NOEL joke(s) on Google

 

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SCOOBIE DOO ON ZOMBIE ISLAND

www.sage.edu/opalka
November 1 - December 16, 2009

NOW at the Opalka Gallery
Albany, NY


DONA ANN McADAMS: "Some Women"


This exhibit surveys 35 years of this significant photographer's work, exploring this artist's deep interest in women which threads through all of the portfolios of this keenly engaged observer. The show consists of 35 gelatin silver prints dating from 1974 to the present. This exhibit is the first full career survey evidencing the constancy and growth of this artist's vision.


December 9, at the gallery: GUEST of CINDY SHERMAN

"Guest of Cindy Sherman" takes an eye-opening look at what happens when a skeptical outsider finds himself romantically involved with the ultimate insider.

Present for the screening will be the director of the film, Paul H-O, and photographer Dona Ann McAdams, who appears in the film. There will be a question and answer session after the showing.



PAUL HASEGAWA-OVERACKER PHOTOGRAPHED BY DONA McADAMS AFTER HIS BICYCLE ACCIDENT, 1984


"THE GHOST OF CINDY SHERMAN RIDES THE BIG ONE"

75Grand.posterous.com
12-10-09
Albany

Patrick and I, having learned at the last minute about the showing of Paul H-O's "Cindy Sherman" documentary, rushed over to Opalka gallery for the screening. The weather had been crappy all day, slush and sleet still filled the streets. Parking at the gallery was simple. Parking slots were numerous. We slogged through the muck, tracking snow and ice onto the gallery's polished hardwood floor. Every time we stood still for a moment, to look at one of Dona McAdams silver gelatin enlargements, a puddle would form at our feet.

"Oooh, this one's nice," says Patrick. I slide over beside him. A lonely prostitute stands, deep in the space of an industrial streetscape in Barcelona. As we're moving around,
I'm noting the locations where the photos were made: Fiji, Brooklyn, Manhattan, Barcelona, Madrid, and a few places that remainded unidentified. "This one's pretty interesting," Patrick says. I cut across the gallery to see what he's looking at and the gallery lights start flashing, telling us it's time to find some seats, as the film showing is about to start. Because of the lousy weather, turnout for the showing is light, and we have no problem finding seats in the front row. In fact, we've got the first two rows to ourselves. Patrick shucks off his knee-high Wellingtons, dropping them in a puddle by the seat next to him. I toss my hat, coat and scarf onto the seat beside me. He leaves his fedora on his head and two scarves wrapped around his neck.

"Hey, you might get heat stroke," I tell him.

"I'm cold," he replies.

I'm still dripping, so I know what he means. Jim Wilson, gallery director introduces Paul "Aeicho" (at least that what I hear) producer and director of the Cindy Sherman
documentary. Paul then mumbles a short lead-in to the film we're about to see. Actually, he has a kind of conversation with someone in the back of the auditorium. The space is small, about 100 seats, so conversing is not too difficult.

"We were a lot younger then," says Paul.

"Yeah, and cuter too," says the woman in back.

Patrick and I shoot each other looks, wondering what this is going to be about. Lights out, roll the film. We're watching a surfing documentary. "Ride the Wild Surf" or "The
Last Wave" or "Surfer, Dude" or "Beyond Paradise" or "Liquid Bridge" or "Have Board Will Travel" or "Cat on a Hot Foam Board" or "Waterlogged" or "Walk on the Wet Side" or "High on a Cool Wave" or "Sacrifice for Surf" or "Gone with the Wave" or "Ride on the Wild Side" or "A Life in the Sun" or "Going My Wave" or "Huh?" or "Splashdown" or "Some Like it Wet" or "Bottoms Up" or "Stop the Wave, I Wanna Get Off" or maybe even "Dr. Strangesurf."

"Hey, I thought this was suppossed to be an art movie," says Patrick, a little too loudly for my comfort.

"Uh, yeah, that's what I thought," I whisper. "Do you wanna leave?"

"Yep," he says, "I'm hungry."

We stand up. Pull on our coats and hats, still dripping with snow and ice, and head off for CCK, the new Chinese restaurant on Central Avenue, where I've heard,
the food is incredible.

"Oh yeah," says Patrick, "we eat there all the time. We'll have Crispy Duck with Taro, Whole Flounder in Black Bean Sauce, Pepper with Salty Soft Shell Crab, Conch with
Golden Mushrooms, and maybe a side of Sauteed Snow Pea Tips."

"Are you THAT hungry?" I ask him.

"You bet," he says. "Snow and cold always gives me an appetite."


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artnet.com
04-25-07

by Paul H-O (Hasegawa-Overacker)
"STREET SHOTS"

In 1984 I ended up living in New York. I didn't have a plan. I was an artist and I had a show at P.S. 1, and when the show moved on, I stayed. I didn't have anywhere to live, and this photographer I knew had a basement darkroom in the East Village, so I crashed there for a couple months until I found a place in Brooklyn.

Then that winter I started working as a bike messenger, and after five road-rashing months I got a job with an art mover from Queens. Four days before I was to start my new gig I was blindsided by a car while on a messenger run and I woke up in Bellevue Emergency Room. My face was a mess and I was missing a tooth and a half.

When I showed up at the new job, I was a big hit. Everyone thought it was funny, including the photographer, who took some headshots of me, and now when I look at them it reminds me of the good old days.

That photographer -- Dona Ann McAdams -- is having a long-overdue exhibition in New York at the Library of the Performing Arts at Lincoln Center on Manhattan's West Side. Her photo of me didn't make the cut, but I think you should check out the show all the same...

Though it emphasizes photographs of the downtown New York performance art scene in the 1980s and 90s -- Dona Ann's specialty -- the show also includes pictures that have nothing to do with staged performances. In fact, McAdams best work is the street stuff, the part of real life where the staging has to do with how the shooter frames the action.

The action taking begins when Dona Ann was attending the San Francisco Art Institute and running all over California shutterbugging that wacked-out decade. McAdams pictures from the 70s are old school black-and-white American cultural landscape, with the usual subjects from the history of photography, but McAdams shots are seriously wry, postmodern, bisexual and feline. Dona's pictures are full of quirks, framed with humor and pathos. I'mfascinated with the UCLA Cheerleader (1976) because it's sexy, and the crowd is vast and all over the frame. I know I'm not alone in liking a good cheerleader picture.

When Dona Ann returned to her hometown of New York at the end of the 70s and into the 80s, she shot the mean streets of Loisaida's Alphabet City, patients in a mental ward, the Hasidim in Williamsburg, Barcelona before the Olympics and more. But especially she more or less became the top photographer of downtown performance art.

Now when anyone needs pictures of the outrageous talents moshing the club scene and PS 122 in the East Village, Eric Bogosian, Holly Hughes, Ann Magnuson, Meredith Monk, Ethyl Eichelberger, David Wojnarowicz, etc., McAdams is the one they go to. That work became "Caught in the Act", published by Aperture in 1996.

One sharp picture in the show is the now-classic 1987 photo of Karen Finley, her topless bod covered in raw egg and glitter, shoveling handfuls of Easter candy at the frightened but excited audience at PS 122. Dona Ann was and is the only shooter to capture Finley's infamous early performances. Senator Jesse Helms waved
Dona's photos of Karen around on the Senate floor in an apoplectic rant about the NEA 4 (and then no doubt used them to fan himself later in the Senate toilet). Look at the pictures and you understand how much Dona and her Leica quietly collaborated with artists performing live and with the extreme power of youth.

The performance photographs capture stage scenes that were notably stellar, and often excruciatingly politically and sexually indulgent. Attending art performances back then was a dicey undertaking, but McAdams photos are symbiotic with their subjects, and convey the passion and beauty of the best and most outrageous talents that did their thing during that turbulent Reagan era. Not to mention the flopping dicks and hairy pussies flaunted in stark defiance of good Christian morals. You had to be there.

PAUL HASEGAWA-OVERACKER (H-O) is presently in post-production on the
feature documentary, "Guest of Cindy Sherman."


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